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LAWS, Valerie

Quantum Sheep

Paperback

1904324355

Original Cover Price:

7.95

Drysdale,-Between-Dryden-&-04

QUANTUM SHEEP
Poems by Valerie Laws

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Valerie Laws, infamous for attracting Arts Council funding to spray-paint poetry on sheep, is always keen to break down the boundaries of science, art, literature, such as with her commissioned computer-controlled electroluminescent poems on St Thomas’ Hospital windows. In 2006 she won the Northern Writer’s Award for current project, forensic / pathology poetry collaborating with artist Susan Aldworth. She is the 2006 Ilkley Literature Festival Poet in Residence. Her previous collections are: Moonbathing (Peterloo Poets, 2003), For Crying Out Loud (with Kitty Fitzgerald, Iron, 1994), Star Trek – the Poems (ed/ compiled, Iron, 2000), & Hadaway (Iron, 2003), one of her six commissioned / performed plays. She won the Northern Promise Award for first crime novel, The Rotting Spot. She is a disabled mathematician, creative writing tutor, and a fanatical swimmer.

‘The poem “I didn’t want to do it” is just right – no quibbles possible. You’ve made me see Hadrian’s Wall in a new way, and that’s what poetry does.’
U.A. Fanthorpe on ‘I didn’t want to do it’ in Moonbathing

‘Well shaped poems with rich imagery . . . wrily funny . . . vulnerability and readiness to express emotions. If the job of the poet is to keep the reader intelligently entertained, this book succeeds admirably.’
Penine Platform

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Passengers who suck their fingers, one by one,
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With bright, overstimulated children talking
Particle physics in piercing high pitched voices,
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Coach I is for passengers who ingest
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The late sun igniting the hawthorn berries, silvering
The rose bay willow herb seed fluff, and turning to amber
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QUANTUM SHEEP
Price 7.95 per copy
Cover Illustration: Peter Kinley, Four Sheep, 1970 © TATE, LONDON 2006
Publication NOVEMBER 2006 (laminated paperback).